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The Victoria Memorial Hall is situated in Karnal city of Haryana, India. It stands near the city's Committee Chowk, Karnal, OLD National Highway 1 of India. The monument is located in the main market of Karnal City. This monument is listed as \"State Protected Monuments\" by the Department of Archaeology and Museums, Haryana..
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The Changchun–Shenzhen Expressway, designated as G25 and commonly referred to as the Changshen Expressway, is an expressway that connects the cities of Changchun, Jilin, China, and Shenzhen, Guangdong. When complete, it will be 3,585 km (2,228 mi) in length.
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